In this tale …

God is a schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder, each personality conforming to a particular religion.

Satan has been a hopeless alcoholic for centuries, having discovered he can think of nothing more fiendish to do to humans already than they do to themselves.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are bored, and with a little help from Satan’s disgruntled assistant, decide to launch the End Times on their own.

Into this decayed cosmology enters a barroom philosopher and used car salesman, who by exploring the meaning of it all reconstitutes … but, we don’t tell the End Times until the end.

As with all good tales, start with “In The Beginning …”